Was trying to evaluate some products from RSA yesterday. I felt like kicking the chap when he said

‘The RSA secureID is one of its kind. Its a very simple mechanism but works very well. We are the only ones who have this kind of solution in the world. The reason we are the only ones [at this point he is feeling very proud] is because we own the patent on this mechanism’

Sheesh, bye bye RSA, I am going for crypto cards :p