Posts by: Kalyan Varma

I got up this morning and opened a 1L coke bottle. As soon as I opened the cap, it smelled funny.. almost acidic. When I started pouring the coke into a glass, I noticed some weird particles floating inside it. I looked into the bottle and I could see lot more floating particles. I took a filter and poured the contents out into a container and this is what turned up. I have no idea what it is.. felt like animal fat/rotten flesh/shit. It was smelling very bad as well. Called up my local store and the person there said…

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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/454970.cms Ashton Kutcher is taking the anti-impotency drug, Viagra, to keep up with lissome Demi Moore’s demands in the sack. Kutcher said, “Man it was like a rocket taking off from a launch pad. You want to go longer than you usually do. But you lose a lot of sleep because you can’t roll over.” The actor has a big surprise in store for Demi. He’s saved one pill for a really wild Valentine’s All you spammers who are trying to sell me Viagra, now you know whom to go after

I got the following spam this morning From: “ship-confirm@amazon.com” <ship-confirm@amazon.com> Subject: Your order with amazon.com has shipped (#363-594188) … yada yada … Enlarge your penis … yada yada … I had to open the above mail (In html based Yahoo! mail) coz I do order stuff from amazon once in a while and this damn mail had hidden 1×1 gif’s which submitted my emailid to multiple web servers . Since I’m on it, here’s another spam I received last week. From: Brad Fitzpatrick <ggufseeuy@cnnic.net.cn> To: kalyan@lj.com ( lj = livejournal) Subject: Re: TZE, in the evening , you tuned in…

Yep, its been 2 years since I’ve started started to blog on LJ. ( ack for giving me the LJ code back then). I thought about hacking some scripts together, but eventually settled with LJ. Sush and others used to poke me a lot saying I am exposing my life on the net etc, but today almost everyone I know blogs or atleast has signed up on LJ. One year ago LJ was a very small, close, tight community but now its a kumbh mela. ( I wish LJ had not become totally open ).

Woke up at 6am today , without any alarm, to catch the sunday morning Madiwala market action. It was hell I tell you. The place is a mess with stuff rotting nn the roads, people gathering around you and almost every shopkeeper wants a pic of his shop to be taken. Spent an hour without a single decent shot and I was getting back to my car which was parked 200m away from the main market. Just close to my car were a bunch of people sitting on the side with empty carts. Apparently the stock that they were suppose…

College student Lara Hayhurst was not prepared to let officials treat her little pet like Osama ‘fin’ Laden http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/03362/255283.stm Personally I think the US gov is using F.U.D to convience people that they are keeping america safe

Is it just me or does weekend television really suck ? Decided to laze around and watch some TV all day and not even a single program/movie turned up. Ended up doing some work from home. Took some pics with the camera. will post them up soon. Watched “The last samurai” last night. Very good movie and the directors have managed to depict the samurai culture very well. (They could have done without the tom cruise long hair – it really does not fit in .. how does one fight with hair all over his face)